Dispatches from the General
August 30, 2010, 6:12 pm
Today is the first day of the rest of Twitter.

August 27, 2010, 7:24 pm
Thank evolution it's Friday.

August 24, 2010, 4:22 pm
I'll be a guest on "Loveline" with Dr. Drew and that other guy tonight. Please call in with your weird rash questions.


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Carolines on Broadway
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9/24/2010
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9/25/2010
Carolines on Broadway
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