Jeff's recent hairDON'T leads as the perfect example of the ol' saying that "the carpet matches the curtain"...in this case in matches PERFECTLY!!

Seriously dude your funny Xx

To be or not to be, Jefferey Ross is a fat pig

It looks like an albino walrus that tried to eat a porcupine.

Jeff, in this picture, you look just like Marylin Monroe - after she killed herself and rigor mortis set in.

Jeff's disgusting, flabby, naked body is so useless and unappealing, that the last person to have sex with him thought they were performing an act of necrophilia.

Jeff's picture just reminded me, I have to add rolls and chicken legs to my grocery list.

I feel so bad for the people you roast. Not because they have to hear you're jokes about them, because they have to look ugly face for 5 minutes!

I hope you never get married. I pray for the man that has to wake up next to that every morning.

The only way you'll ever be on tv again is if the guy from Man vs. Food loses his job.

Just look at that pose...the way he lifts his leg, I cant tell if he's either trying to look sexy, or trying to recreate the ink blots that his therapist shows him by using the liquified, digested Taco Bell that's about to explode out of that creamy white ass of his.