The only reason I read your shitty book is that somebody told me you died at the end. I should have saved my money for the upcoming Screech autobiography - you douche.

I know the ZombieLand movie was out, but had no idea they were re-making THE BLOB.

That picture's so gay, it just booked a two-week trip to Thailand.

I kid. It's also stopping in Vietnam to adopt a baby.

Jeff, your act is so lame, Jerry Lewis is holding a telethon for it.

Jeffrey - it really took alot of balls to put a picture of yourself on the web that looks like this for all the world to see. I mean it - it really must have taken balls, because it looks like you have none ! Luv ya RMG

In today's class, our nude model is posing a la "Rubenesque Flatulence". Note the "fart" position combined with the curled toes and the "It wasn't me!" facial expression.

What the hell Jeff you look like melted ice cream. Where is your mussell and bone structure? You look like an aborted fetus. sorry if i offended any aborted fetuses.

Jeff, you look so much like a horse, the guys from Jackass tried to jerk you off and eat your jizz.......can we put jizz on your website???? #@*%! it!

Anne Frank had more fun writing her book than I had reading yours.
Mein Kampf gave Jews a better reputation than this waste of a rainforest.

Hey Jeff read the book, what a waste of time and money. The only good thing I got out of it was the pages to be spread around so my dog cant shit directly on the floor. I mean the writting is so bad,Ray Charles would have broke his fingers reading it. Steven Hawkins tells funnier stories, I would have had more fun reading a coloring book.