the picture of jeff naked looks like adam sandler and elton john had a one night stand!living proof of a misscariage!almost proof that abortions sometime fail!keep up the laughs jeff!your a natural!

This is a great piece of art.It's like the Venus De Milo except instead of having no arms, this one has no balls.

Jeff Ross' nickname should be vanilla danish because that is one pasty pastry

I'm not entirely sure which end is which!, that's, a worse mess than a burst colostomy bag at a Michael Jackson concert but to some its all very black & white.

I'm dating Jeff's Ex... She likes to slap my ass because she says it reminds her of slapping Jeff's face.

David Beckham and Posch Spice's bastard, retard son.

Jeff, you look like a chicken, as in too chicken to show your John.

Jeff's finally showing his support for nude epileptic plus-size models everywhere.

Jeff good work, it looked like on your commercial you lost weight. Do you have Aids, opps Too soon?

I would love to watch ya, but, I need to pick the gravel out of my geraldo tires....... (Yea, Geraldo was awesome, formulate that).