Jeff, you look so much like a horse, the guys from Jackass tried to jerk you off and eat your jizz.......can we put jizz on your website???? #@*%! it!

Anne Frank had more fun writing her book than I had reading yours.
Mein Kampf gave Jews a better reputation than this waste of a rainforest.

Hey Jeff read the book, what a waste of time and money. The only good thing I got out of it was the pages to be spread around so my dog cant shit directly on the floor. I mean the writting is so bad,Ray Charles would have broke his fingers reading it. Steven Hawkins tells funnier stories, I would have had more fun reading a coloring book.

Jeff Ross roastmaster general, now you can see why they didnt want gays in the millitary.

Jeffrey Ross, you are a failure!

Larry the Cable Guy made more money off of his Git-R-Done air freshener's than you did last year.

I've seen sexier bodies in a children's burn hospital.

Jesus Christ...I've seen sexier pictures at the coroner's office. That picture would turn Clay Aiken straight. Freddie Mercury just rolled over in his grave and said even he wouldn't #@*%! you in the ass.

Got Milk?

300 million sperm, and this is the one that got through. I say thank God because it became the great Roastmaster General. ALL HAIL JEFFREY ROSS!!!

for once in my life i'm hoping i don't get a photo credit.