After sex, you turn women into vegetarians

What the hell kind of pose is that anyway... the fecal position?

I saw that fat photo of yours and came all over my keyboard. And by "came all over my keyboard" I mean I vomited blood.

The only reason I read your shitty book is that somebody told me you died at the end. I should have saved my money for the upcoming Screech autobiography - you douche.

I know the ZombieLand movie was out, but had no idea they were re-making THE BLOB.

That picture's so gay, it just booked a two-week trip to Thailand.

I kid. It's also stopping in Vietnam to adopt a baby.

Jeff, your act is so lame, Jerry Lewis is holding a telethon for it.

Jeffrey - it really took alot of balls to put a picture of yourself on the web that looks like this for all the world to see. I mean it - it really must have taken balls, because it looks like you have none ! Luv ya RMG

In today's class, our nude model is posing a la "Rubenesque Flatulence". Note the "fart" position combined with the curled toes and the "It wasn't me!" facial expression.

What the hell Jeff you look like melted ice cream. Where is your mussell and bone structure? You look like an aborted fetus. sorry if i offended any aborted fetuses.