Playboy, eat your heart out.

Actually, I could write more but then wasting more than an hour on this shit. Naaaaaah


1. Such pictures should be regularly posted at gay unfriendly web-sites to deglamorize all that is cool about being a gay.
2. It is people like you who give a bad name to their parents that they were lousy providers.
3. Did you not have a better way to express that you are a down to earth guy?
4. You are not an eye-sore of the type that an eye can bear.
5. Don’t worry somebody someday will understand your mental condition.
6. Are you preparing a profile for being a poster boy of ‘Panhandlers International’?
7. This is what happens when the cage is left unattended.
8. You have not a shred of evidence on your body of not being an asshole.
9. Why are you hiding the middle stump? It is bad as it is.
10. I get it. Abu Ghraib prison! You are settling a score with a marine who heckled you.
11. Don’t let your girlfriend see it. She is going to ask you to raise her allowance.
12. I didn’t realize Salvation Army is also in the throes of recession.
13. Cheap bastard! What do you do with the fat check you collect after each roast? Buy some clothes.
14.

With your book

1. Your book literally swept me off my feet. I was standing on it actually and my wife kicked it.
2.

I think you are saving the best for the last as this is not a dead man's posture.

Looks like Billy Maze sprayed the floor with a fresh coat of Oxi-Clean and is enjoying the bubbling oxygen power a little too much..


Too soon?

My wife said she saw a picture of a dead crack whore that got her more wet than this picture....

Your photo kind of has that Marilyn Monroe look to it.............

I woudn't #@*%! your vagina with Bea Arthur's dick!

This picure is so nasty! I would much rather see a piture of my mother's hairy vagina!

When did Ralphie May grow a beard?

Jeff, your body looks like the Marquis de Sade did your autopsy.