I can't see the picture...oh wait a minute....I'M BLIND! I think you may have cracked my computer screen too. Nice going #@*%!face lol.

Not even the redneck hillbilly in Deliverance would ask you to squeal like a pig!

Who keeps parking their van in the living room?

Jeff Ross- solving premature ejaculation one picture at a time.

Even P.T. Barnum would throw up

Sperm has a better tan. Seriously, I've seen seizures with more sex appeal

so how much do you think they paid russell crowe to get wasted and have seth rogen's bastard? holy christ, jeff! i swear i'm now mentally celibate for looking at your fat ass.

keep on burnin', babe! we luv ya.

Cirque Du Soleil found a bearded baby for their new show, "Oh, NO!"

So thats what Courtney Love looks like without makeup...

I didn't know Photoshop could write its own suicide note.