I wouldn't touch you with Betty White's dick. Look at you! Abe Vigoda is putting on a rubber!

No chuppah.....No schtuppah, or you can show any JDate girl that pic:)

Things the U.S. government is still looking for: 1) Usama Bin Laden 2)Sadam's Weapons of Mass Destruction 3) Jeff Ross's penis.... Jeff Ross is still third, due to the government thinking they'll find Bin Laden and Sadam's WMD!!!

Sweet Jesus Jeff! I thought only my wife could #@*%! up my sex life...way to go!

I never thought Lorena Bobbit would appeal to me but I just bought myself some ginsu knives and now I'm looking her up!

think of the poor hooker who has to her mouth on that.heart breaking.

It looks like the csi appearance b4 the cleanup. I loved the book but the bottom pic from the photo with your girlfriend, u look as if u and ice-t were seperated at birth. u deserve all the success and happiness, personal and professional in that order.

YOU HAVEN'T BEEN THAT NAKED SINCE THE AIRING OF SNL WITH HAMM & BOOB LAY. A PIG AND A SELF-PROCLAIMED TITTY#@*%!ER; GOOD CHOICE...

This picture gives new meaning to the saying, "Don't do crack."

As far as that picture goes what the hell were you thinking? seen better on my dog.

Holy Christ on the Cross. Jeff your so ugly when you were born your mother told the doctor 'I wish I would have just given head.'

You da man Jeff