Jeff Ross is the reason why Picasso chose to paint in abstract!!!

You're about as attractive as a marriage proposal from a transvestite hooker with leprosy. I don't know what's worse: naked pictures of Jeffrey Ross or shaving my balls with an Orbital Sander.

I owe you one; my wife has been refusing to get have an abortion!

Think your confusing Rodan with Rodin.

“Jewish seals with problems tomorrow on Oprah”

Did you use adobe photo “shit’ on that? Pay up for the real software you cheap bastard.

There’s something you don’t see often on the Seder plate.

Here's Jeffrey as the poster child for euthanasia.

AGH! my sexual desire hurts!

shit man, i can smell you through the computer...

I don't know what's flatter, your ass in that photo or my libido as a result of seeing it. Seriously, I've backed up against walls with more curve than that.

I'm not an anti-semite, but that photo makes me wish I were.

That guy is in such bad shape, I fired my personal trainer.

Apparently Jeff Ross has a black Belt in karate? Well apparently they must black belts big enough for a 42-inch waste.

I've seen better muscle tone on veal.

Jeff Ross looks like Fred Savage on Meth and Sounds like a gay Fozzie from Muppet babies!

Jeffrey Ross looks like Woody Allen #@*%!ed a pack of Camel cigarettes.