8-6-2010 04:44 PM - John said...
Here's what I came up with...
Jeff,that picture is so horrific,it makes "2 girls one cup"seem rather enjoyable.
Seriously,it makes you look so fat I'm afraid that if I throw a rock at you,it just might stop and start circling around you.
Buy the way, for those,who don't know - currently,Jeff is starring in a porno called "get that little thing off my face you ugly schmuk".
And last one - What's the difference between Bob Saget and Jeff Ross?
Answer: One sucks d**k for coke,other one just sucks d**k!
After watching you work,seeing you on roasts and tv shows,it seems like,the best work you've ever accomplished is "Alligator on an elevator".
Heckles aside - I really love what you do,you're my idol and the best thing,that could ever happen to the art of roasting!
Looking forward to purchasing and reading your book.
Best wishes from the only person on the planet,next to whom you appear f**kable!