Whats with the 70s porn hair on Conan?
Thought you were Ron Jeremy for a sec.

Quick gather as many buckets as possible, outside of water a whale cannot maintain its normal body temperature!

On second thought maybe hitler had some good ideas

I thought we were roasting a picture of Jeff Ross not a baby Manatee with down syndrome.

This is from the ad for the new clothing line, Calvin DeKlein.

try light beer

You look like a Jewish bozo the clown Frankenstein nutsack in the pain Olympics, you fat sack of constipated shit. Haha love your comedy, and your show. Keep it up

Thanks for hiring Gilbert. He's been screwed lately and he is a funny little jerk. Us clowns have to stick together.

Reading and writing zingers is a great pastime for your fans, but how about playing connect the dots with your body acne? Consider this, Jeff. Your fans will love it.

Go find yourself a good lawyer, Jeff. Once Michael McDonald finds out that you're posting nude photos of him on your website, he's gonna be pissed. Also, e-mail me to let me know when the court date is, because YA-MO be there!