In Jeff Ross' book he says he called himself Jewish Chuck Norris.. or as I like to call him "Shmuck Norris"

Jeffrey Ross your so damn ugly I would rather stare at a picture of Betty White's old leathery tits... I mean seriously look at you, how come Hitler didn't end your family line? I mean you look like you just got down on your knees and licked the shit out of Lisa Lampanelli and the pube hairs of all those black she #@*%!ed just clung to your face as you arose out of those fat rolls, but seriously look at you, your even getting fat now in this picture im sure pamela anderson even thought that you were some sort of gorilla being shaved and forced to take pictures...I would really hate to see who ever had to wear your fur! Seriously though Jeffrey Ross you are my comic idol and I would praise you for the work you do...but I can't cause I'm watching you on the Comedy Roast of David Hasselhoff

Jeff, your photo is what pro-choice activists put on their pickets to counter the pro-life pickets with dead fetuses on them.

Hey Jeff They call you the Roast Master General what next, Lisa Lampanelli is the most #@*%!able bitch in america.

Hey jeffrey ross I remember all insult comics, but in your case I will make an exception.

Calling Jeffrey Ross a comedian, makes as much sense, as saying Lisa Lampanelli does not like Black coks

Omg, look at this...I've seen better executed moves on a firing squad prisoner.

Hey jeff I just finished reading your book, I only Roast The Ones I love. I have one questions regarding you experience in writing this book. How many dick's did you have to suck, to get this piece of garbage published?

Every time people look at you, it makes a chimpanzee with down syndrome seem #@*%!able.

Jeff Ross calls himself a comedian, My retarded clip board is funnier then he is.