8-26-2010 06:36 AM - Danny said...
jesus jeff, i bet you're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
I've seen prettier faces on a pirate flag.
this man started out with nothing, and he still has most of it left.
You have skin like a baby's ass... covered in diaper rash.
You have to be comfortable with how you look. After all, mirrors don't lie. And, lucky for you, they can't laugh either.
Now we know why some animals eat their offspring.
jeff was so impressed with his chin he added several more.
Success hasn't changed this guy one bit... or even come anywhere near him, for that matter.
he learned from his parents mistakes, he uses birth control.
I'll never forget the first time I met Jeff. But I'm hoping the therapy will eventually work.
jeff, if you weighed 5 more pounds you could get group insurance.
i mean seriously, i had to take a train and two buses to get on his good side.
What can you say about a man who is admired, revered, and loved by everyone? well, I can start by saying jeff's not the man im talking about...
people asked him what he wanted to be when he was older. Jeff, If you answered “a seth rogan look alike,” then mission accomplished man.
haha once again. much love jeff.you'rehilarious and my favorite comedian and if you ever need a friend, i'd be more than willing to try to go and find you one... ya schmuck
take it easy man haha