jesus jeff, i bet you're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I've seen prettier faces on a pirate flag.

this man started out with nothing, and he still has most of it left.

You have skin like a baby's ass... covered in diaper rash.

You have to be comfortable with how you look. After all, mirrors don't lie. And, lucky for you, they can't laugh either.

Now we know why some animals eat their offspring.

jeff was so impressed with his chin he added several more.

Success hasn't changed this guy one bit... or even come anywhere near him, for that matter.

he learned from his parents mistakes, he uses birth control.

I'll never forget the first time I met Jeff. But I'm hoping the therapy will eventually work.

jeff, if you weighed 5 more pounds you could get group insurance.
i mean seriously, i had to take a train and two buses to get on his good side.

What can you say about a man who is admired, revered, and loved by everyone? well, I can start by saying jeff's not the man im talking about...

people asked him what he wanted to be when he was older. Jeff, If you answered “a seth rogan look alike,” then mission accomplished man.

haha once again. much love jeff.you'rehilarious and my favorite comedian and if you ever need a friend, i'd be more than willing to try to go and find you one... ya schmuck

take it easy man haha

I don't know whats more disgusting Naked pictures of Jeff Ross, or......Any Pictures of Jeff Ross.

Jeff - You have a ton of talent..I mean to be able to speak clearly into the microphone and deliver jokes all while reading them right out of the friars history pages!


Jeff Ross is to Comedy what Bob Ross was to comedy.

ah jeff. what can i say? i saw you the other night on comedy central and i gotta say buddy, you've put on a few pounds. but hey i guess thats what you want. you have hit your fitness goal.

and we know you reached that goal because obviously you were strong enough to pick up your exercise equipment and toss it right out the window...

thats right, the only thing jeff ross exercises now is his rights...

jeff quit working out because everything he tried informed him to wear loose fitting clothes, and then he realized he no longer had loose fitting clothes...

im not saying he is a couch potato...im saying he is a recliner potato...

but jeff is trying to get back into shape...i've passed jeff a few time while he was out jogging. he was huffing and puffing so hard that when he got in dairy queen he could hardly eat his blizzard.


haha just my two cents. much love jeff. keep doin what you're doin man. the only reason i watch those roasts are to watch you dude.

Save a Whale, har-poontang your wife...please!!

I just bought your book, I got more laughs out Oj Simpsons If I Did It then i did your book.

Hey jeff I just read your book from cover to cover.Just want to say that,I would rather kill myself, to read whats inside.

Im not saying jeffrey ross is a bad comedian, but I have got bigger laughs seeing lisa lampanell talking to a guy, without having to give her credit card number.

Jeff Ross is america new sex symbol, for woman who no longer care

Dude, what's up with your hair? If your face was a bit more wrinkled, you would look like my italian monther-in-laws twat.

If it were an MMA fight, with You lying there naked, I'd have to tap out on site....you win!