umm..what a douche you are. roast all these 'stars' and you drive a Prius? a FREAKIN PRIUS? the freakin' dog on 'Family Guy' drives a Prius. you freakin' sissy. at least get a vehicle that does not run on unicorn farts. WTF? Lindsay Lohan drives nicer cars then you. a shame...lots of respect lost here for you here.
glad you were not hurt. but fuk! c'mon...a Prius? are you looking for a tax break? like you make a gazillion dollars a year... HAHAHA!

Jeff- Your facial hair isn't exactly rabbi like. My BP stock has better growth potential.

Jeff Ross is to Caroline's what tomorrow is to America.

Nice nude picture! If I was a chick I'd hit that....with a squirt of mace followed by a taser blast.

They should burn your books and roast your body!!

I picked up your book today it came with an abortion pamplet bookmark!!

Holy shit last time I seen a face like that it had a hook in it!

I loved your book but next time don't put your face on the cover. Barnes and Noble had it in the equine section.

nice beard, now figure out how to grow three more for your other chins.

Get a haircut, Schlep-Rock!