If you can't roast a guy like this, there's something wrong with you.
Post your best insult.

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12-15-2010 05:35 PM - Will T. said...
Jeff Ross still remembers his first blowjob at age sixteen. He almost choked out.

12-14-2010 10:13 AM - Buck Nastee said...
"I swear every b**** in that club wanted my D."

12-9-2010 12:47 AM - Will T. said...
The first girl Jeff Ross ever banged had a tramp stamp. It read "WARNING: Hazardous to inflate past 25 PSI"

12-8-2010 06:24 PM - Russ said...
Jeff Ross is so old, his ass has leaked more cables than Julian Assange.

12-4-2010 11:26 PM - Melissa said...
That picture of you & Snooki - holy sh#t, I've seen less makeup on corpses and better expressions!

12-2-2010 01:01 AM - Will T. said...
I never knew my DVR could talk until it screamed: "I F**KING QUIT!" when I set it to record Jeffrey Ross: No Offense - Live from New Jersey

11-30-2010 01:47 AM - Justin Castillo said...
I always make out with my partner in the dark. That physique will cause a power outage faster than any noreasterner or Perfect Storm combined. P.S. Do we have to see what really made Jenna Jameson retire?

11-26-2010 03:59 AM - Don said...
(189) Man, Jeff, you look like a piece of veal that just died in the box.

This page with this picture is the only site that the computer users at the women's prison ASKED to be blocked.

Read your book, "I Only Roast The Ones I Love." Think it's great how you wrote each chapter in a different color crayons.

Rickles called. He wants his act back.

11-24-2010 02:32 PM - Will T. said...
I never met a straight guy who knew less about sports than Jeff Ross. I once asked him who the first African-American baseball player was. He said “C’mon that’s too easy it’s the pitcher Phil Negro”.

11-20-2010 01:24 AM - Dave Sherrill said...
So glad you shaved and got a haircut. Guess you got tired of people saying "man, Phil Spector's really let himself go".

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