Harvey Levin called, he won't return your dignity. It wasn't part of the contract.

Jeff Ross is so unlikable the only guests at his house party were Randy and Evi Quaid.

Hey Jeff you are like Lisa Lampanelli. The difference, Lisa is actually funny.

Jeff Ross Is the only comedian in America, who buys tickets to his own show. Just to tell people, that his show was sold out.

Watching Jeff Ross Show, is like going to a brothel. You think you are getting a good deal, but afterward you realized that you got screwed.

Linc (from the Mod Squad) called. He wants his hair back.

All gay people in San Francisco turned straight, after seeing this picture.

Jeff Ross is as funny as, David Hasselhoff entire career.

Jeffery who?

Jeff wasn't always this fat, as a kid he was actually fatter. Back in the late '70s the Phys Ed teachers would time his mile runs with Three's Company episodes