You look like, Marie osmond got ass raped by danny osmond and had a baby.

How do we roast a person career, that's already burnt. How do we embarrased a jew from new jersey. Jeff likes to say, that every comedian on earth is making money. Do not worry jeff, you are not.

You look like a young burt reynolds, got ass raped by a hamster.

For such an ass you should at least have one!

Hey Jeff Buddy Hackett came out of his grave and wants his material back.

Hey jeff you are as funny as you are relevant. I'm not saying your comedy is bad, but ive got bigger laughs watching denis leary. You are such a horrible comedian, that you inspired me on thinking that, I have a shot in the business. Jeff did his first show, in his home state of new jersey called no offense. They give him an NBC rating. No Body Cares.

Thnx, Jeff, on your naked pic! Now i have a new material to think about when i don't wanna "finish" too soon... ;)

Looking at this picture reminds me of Thanksgiving. With all that fat, I'd probably have to put you in the oven for a while so your dick would pop out in order for me to blow ya.

Saw the Hasselhoff roast. Lose the long hair or sit further away from Gilbert Gottfried and Hulk Hogan next time. You guys together look like the Three Stooges - Larry, Moe and Girly.

Jeff,
When you are coming back to Tommy Ts or Cobbs in NoCal? I miss you eating my food before your gig! I also have another rhyme for you. (WINK)

Sincerely,
Used to be one of your biggest fans...until I saw your naked picture on this website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!