Can't wait for the shows tonight - you're going to ROCK!

i think its okay to roast jeff because hes jewish and jews are known for being roasted

I was thinking of going as Jeffrey Ross for Halloween, but then I'm afraid I'll be followed by all the crackhead hookers through midtown and Lisa Lampanelli.

Hey jeff watching you perform, reminds me of the holocaust. It was too long,and horrible. Unlike your act, joy came when it was all over.

Jeff wrote his first book called, I only roast the ones I love. Should have been called, who gives a shit. I'm not saying it was bad, but I have seen better written by mike tyson, trying to tell his life story.

Jeff You are as funny as, the people you pay to write your material. I'm not saying the material is bad, but gilbert goffried is funnier then you are. which does not say much.

What do you say to a person, that's a great comedian. A person that is known to be a master of insults and happens to be jewish? You say we love you don rickles.

Jeff Ross is so un#@*%!able, that even his girlfriend would not #@*%! him, without a deposit.

Jeff Ross is so un#@*%!able, that cloris leachman said no. Jeff Ross did Dancing with the stars. I'm not saying that it was bad, but I got bigger enjoyment watching a tijuana donkey show.

Amputee porn is not for you. How'd you lose the hand, stealing jokes during your USO tour??