If you can't roast a guy like this, there's something wrong with you.
Post your best insult.

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3-23-2011 07:54 AM - Tim X said...
I see you're adding nude modeling to the long list of things you're not good at.

We can't find Bin Laden after 10 years of searching, but two clicks of a mouse and your ugly naked ass turns up?

Your blubber scared the color out of the picture.

So this is a gay porn sight now? At least there's more comedic value in your rubbery ass than in your routines.

Do us all a favor and grow the beard long enough to cover yourself up.

After bringing up your nude picture, my computer printed out a suicide note. For me.

3-22-2011 02:56 PM - Shawn from Boston said...
I just wanted to say thanks Jeff Ross for getting me out of work today...after puking from that horrible excuse of a picture! You've made me laugh till I cried...but that's the past. Now, you make me cry with the pain of thinking I just saw a nude picture of my late grandmother, Rolling in her grave. That picture is so bad, it made Gilbert Gottfried open his eyes!

Take care Jeff, look forward to the next roast.

3-21-2011 11:15 PM - Robert Trumbature said...
With a picture like that, you're the first guy to turn himself back into a virgin.

3-21-2011 09:18 PM - Robert Trumbature said...
I had a dream we were a comedy duo like laurel and hardy, of course you were the fat one.

3-21-2011 07:15 PM - Nate said...
Must be great roasting A-list celebrities all the time. Oh, that's right you've never roasted any A-list celebrities.

3-21-2011 01:51 AM - Will T. said...
I got to see Jeff Ross on the Jersey shore this weekend then PETA came removed the harpoon and rolled him back into the ocean.

3-20-2011 10:40 PM - Eddie said...
The camera adds 110 pounds.

3-20-2011 09:20 PM - Mustafa said...
So that's what it looks like when alien #@*%!s predator and gets a baby... The only weird thing here is another one is growing inside you, or you just swallowed a cow..

3-20-2011 07:29 PM - Tracy said...
You look like you're 5 months pregnant with twins! Love ya Jeff!

3-20-2011 01:56 AM - John said...
you look like a russian tampon who hasnt been changed in 5 years

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