New motivational poster for The Biggest Loser contestants

Am I roasting Jeffrey Ross or Rosie O'Donnell?

"Beached Whale"...new fragrance by Jeffrey Ross.

Jeff, you look like a retarded Joe Rogan. A hungry, depressed retarded Joe Rogan.

Ahh fat drunks, is there any impotency more funny?

Wow. This is great! We get to roast jeffrey ross. What a #@*%!ing honor. How many times in a lifetime does one get to go toe to toe with a legend at his own sport. Its like taking batting practice with... Juan Mendoza, you medicore #@*%!! That naked picture of yours is hanging up in my local plastic surgeons office. Chicks are pointing to it and saying, "give me tits like that guy." I had to convince two people that it wasn't rosanne. You fat #@*%!.

I see from that picture that your bi sexual because you'll be having sex bi yourself.

I see there is a link for "YESTERDAYS NEWS". Won't be long that'll be your homepage.

I like how it says you have a team of comedy experts, judging by your material, I'd say you're playing the wrong sport

Now you're roasting dead people? Guess you ran out of living ones that think you're funny

Yea, if I had that small of a dick, I'd hide it too.

I was going to use Ross as my mentor, but decided I need someone funny.

Didn't I see that naked picture on Americas Most Not Wanted.

A face like that is why radio was invented before television.

Your hair looks like courtney loves angry pussy

My heart has said become a comedian, but my face said don't. I love making people laugh.