Hey Jeff, hope someday we can meet person...I'd rather laugh at you in person then just laugh at you on screen.

lol your the best bro...keep roasting!

Lisa Lampinelli called, she told me she's happier now then she has been in years...now that you stole the "worlds fattest comedian" award from her!

Hey Jeff, are you dumping stand-up for modeling...at least the picture makes people laugh

Jeff's been roasting so long, they had to just move to a whole new beach and bring in a brand new pig. People are getting as hungry for some laughs as Jeff at a club gig!

Come to ND dude - love your shit!

Hey dickhead, its North Dakota...there is always inclement weather. Man up, we have to live here all year........you can do one day.

I see you're adding nude modeling to the long list of things you're not good at.

We can't find Bin Laden after 10 years of searching, but two clicks of a mouse and your ugly naked ass turns up?

Your blubber scared the color out of the picture.

So this is a gay porn sight now? At least there's more comedic value in your rubbery ass than in your routines.

Do us all a favor and grow the beard long enough to cover yourself up.

After bringing up your nude picture, my computer printed out a suicide note. For me.

I just wanted to say thanks Jeff Ross for getting me out of work today...after puking from that horrible excuse of a picture! You've made me laugh till I cried...but that's the past. Now, you make me cry with the pain of thinking I just saw a nude picture of my late grandmother, Rolling in her grave. That picture is so bad, it made Gilbert Gottfried open his eyes!

Take care Jeff, look forward to the next roast.

With a picture like that, you're the first guy to turn himself back into a virgin.

I had a dream we were a comedy duo like laurel and hardy, of course you were the fat one.

Must be great roasting A-list celebrities all the time. Oh, that's right you've never roasted any A-list celebrities.