Hey Jeff, Flavor Flav called, he wants to know if you wanted to borrow his clock to cover that...that...well, I guess you wouldn't really need a full size clock to cover that c*ck, more like a wrist watch.

So, Jeff has a "group of specialists" to filter through the entries?? Really? Shouldn't you spend your money on something a bit more realistic...like a gym membership?

I must admit...the comedy world lost a GOD, Greg Giraldo! He will be missed!! LONG LIVE THE REAL ROAST MASTER...Bob Saget!

Jeff, you're the man
Greg, RIP

Flood control?

Whitney Cummings pissing on your parade again??

Do you know what Jeff considers "touring the United States"???

Waking up, and watching the Travel Channel.



"Oh cool, I dreamt I went there before..."

Hey Jeff, hope someday we can meet person...I'd rather laugh at you in person then just laugh at you on screen.

lol your the best bro...keep roasting!

Lisa Lampinelli called, she told me she's happier now then she has been in years...now that you stole the "worlds fattest comedian" award from her!

Hey Jeff, are you dumping stand-up for modeling...at least the picture makes people laugh

Jeff's been roasting so long, they had to just move to a whole new beach and bring in a brand new pig. People are getting as hungry for some laughs as Jeff at a club gig!

Come to ND dude - love your shit!

Hey dickhead, its North Dakota...there is always inclement weather. Man up, we have to live here all year........you can do one day.