You look like what would come out if Rosanne Barr and John Goodman actually did have a baby.

The Donner Party saw that picture and lost their appetite.

You've done some great work for the US troops. But after seeing that pic, even they have to wonder what they're fighting for?

Jeff you make Lisa Lampanelli look attractive. The only reason you are still here is because Greg Giraldo needs you to make him seem funny. Chocolate Rain gets more views than you. I know I'm not really that funny Jeff but you're really a great comedian, I'd love to meet you, and can't wait to see the next roast! I know I'm not famous but if Andy Dick is allowed at a roast I should get free tickets to come at least! (oh, and a flight out there too..) glad to attempt to make fun of you, keep doing what you do!

Last time I saw something this plump and hairy I was looking on Tom Cruises screensavers...

I didn't know Lisa Lampanelli's pussy did a photoshoot.

Oh my god Jeff, 2Pac looked better on his autopsy photo's.

It's obvious you don't make enough money with what you do now, but did you really need to lower yourself... well you couldn't go any lower so it doesn't really matter.

Jeff did you get your black belt from karate or Mens Big and Tall?

When I saw that picture i wasn't thinking Roastmaster..I was thinking Stairmaster

P90X saw that picture and said "shit..we need more days.."

This picture is filthy, I tried to save Jeff's picture on my hard drive, but the anti-virus software rejected it.

Jeff Ross is the reason why Picasso chose to paint in abstract!!!

You're about as attractive as a marriage proposal from a transvestite hooker with leprosy. I don't know what's worse: naked pictures of Jeffrey Ross or shaving my balls with an Orbital Sander.

I owe you one; my wife has been refusing to get have an abortion!