Oh my god Jeff, 2Pac looked better on his autopsy photo's.

It's obvious you don't make enough money with what you do now, but did you really need to lower yourself... well you couldn't go any lower so it doesn't really matter.

Jeff did you get your black belt from karate or Mens Big and Tall?

When I saw that picture i wasn't thinking Roastmaster..I was thinking Stairmaster

P90X saw that picture and said "shit..we need more days.."

This picture is filthy, I tried to save Jeff's picture on my hard drive, but the anti-virus software rejected it.

Jeff Ross is the reason why Picasso chose to paint in abstract!!!

You're about as attractive as a marriage proposal from a transvestite hooker with leprosy. I don't know what's worse: naked pictures of Jeffrey Ross or shaving my balls with an Orbital Sander.

I owe you one; my wife has been refusing to get have an abortion!

Think your confusing Rodan with Rodin.

“Jewish seals with problems tomorrow on Oprah”

Did you use adobe photo “shit’ on that? Pay up for the real software you cheap bastard.

There’s something you don’t see often on the Seder plate.

Here's Jeffrey as the poster child for euthanasia.

AGH! my sexual desire hurts!

shit man, i can smell you through the computer...

I don't know what's flatter, your ass in that photo or my libido as a result of seeing it. Seriously, I've backed up against walls with more curve than that.