If you can't roast a guy like this, there's something wrong with you.
Post your best insult.

[1] 2 3 ... 77

2-21-2014 05:25 AM - Adam said...
Jeff Ross is a pathetic excuse for a man. Chastity Bono has a bigger cock.

2-19-2014 05:54 AM - The guy you wish were. said...
before your 2min of fame is up.... And your broke. Pay someone soon! To check on you from time to time. So when they find your body they can tell every body that a nobody.died

2-18-2014 05:57 AM - Jason said...
Dude you look like Steven Wright had sex with a Sasquatch. Youre the product of Bigfoot getting ass raped.

2-4-2014 06:32 PM - JayGrif said...
(763) How many megapixels did it take to properly display an asshole of that magnitude? You look like the guy that "wants!" to be pounded by the Po-Po; Like Justin Beiber's jelly doughnut in a Miami-Dade jail cell. You're so disgusting, you make MY asshole cry.. and YOU'RE thousands of miles away.. Which is a soothing thought; I am strickin' with Megansaphobia - The fear of Megan's List Top Predators. Who knew they could list every flabby limb and orifice of yours separtely to compile the entire "TOP 10' list! The only reason the FBI can't fing you is because you DON'T go to church; You stopped going years ago after every attempt resulted in more curls to your Jew-Fro than Bong-hits in Boulder tonight. Speaking of hits, Snoop...Snoop! Wake and Bake him up!.. Hey Snoop, welcome to now. Can I get a minute FROM this small chronic break? I don't want to be the first one to OD on blunts, bong-hits and dabs! (cough cough).. (awkward pause with confusion).... Now that I'm entirely TOO stoned to Roast a chicken let alone these pro-jokers, I do want to thank you, Roast Master General, for the laughs you have caused in my life:... and to think I used to watch your show on mute for better comedic value. Having the highest respect for you and roast-comedy, I have dubbed myself The Pot Roast Private in HONOR of you and Sarah Silverman; So Get Honor and stay Honor; and when you Honor, I'll get right Honer - written by Jay Griffin @MJTraveler on FB

1-24-2014 08:19 AM - Ryan S said...
Jeff, I'm a literally unknown Jewish comic. I have a hunch though I'd rather be that than Jeff Ross.

1-22-2014 02:44 PM - Cam said...
Wow, when did Lena Dunham grow a beard?

1-21-2014 08:40 AM - Ryan S said...
Jeff, you've gotten so #@*%!ing greasy that we shouldn't be drilling in Alaska to solve our energy crisis. We should be ringing out your pillow cases.

1-21-2014 04:07 AM - Ryan said...
Jeff, you're by far the ugliest #@*%! alive. You have the sex appeal of a grammar school fire.

You are to Comedy what Hitler was to Civil Rights.

You are not only proof that we Jews own show business, but that God is pissed about it.

You have gotten so #@*%!ing fat that every time I watch you on a Roast I have to get my TV's cholesterol checked.

1-13-2014 03:32 PM - eileen said...
"You're everything I'm not thinking about."

1-5-2014 06:34 AM - Mark said...
Hey Jeff, what’s up with that “Too Soon” saying? Is it “Can’t wait for this guy to get off the stage TOO SOON?” Or maybe” Jeff’s dad really could not have pulled out TOO SOON!”

[1] 2 3 ... 77