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July 29, 2010, 10:35 pm I wanna take over for Ellen on Idol.July 27, 2010, 8:50 pm Spending the day writing Hasselhoff jokes. Either kill me or give me a decent premise.July 12, 2010, 4:04 pm Mel Gibson is almost out of groups of people to piss off. Watch our Peruvians. You might be next.July 8, 2010, 5:31 pm Hey Roasters, It's with a mixture of shame and excitement that I announce I'll be roasting The Hoff on Comedy Central this summer. Who's in?July 4, 2010, 4:00 am Happy 4th! Watch your fingers.July 2, 2010, 3:11 pm My agent just called! Big meeting with Mel Gibson next week! Happy 4th everybody!June 29, 2010, 6:57 pm War sucks. Support our troops by supporting the USO. http://tinyurl.com/2ck56cjJune 20, 2010, 4:48 am Happy Motherf*%kers Day!June 17, 2010, 3:17 pm Anybody in Connecticut tomorrow? I'll be there too! Come get roasted and toasted at the Ridgefield Playhouse. http://tinyurl.com/22uzlhqJune 1, 2010, 5:15 pm I'm so incredibly honored by this I had to change my undies.... Jeffrey Ross Keeps It Funny on the Frontlines: http://wp.me/pD3AV-Iv |














